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Turtle Borg - Mutant Turtles (and Tortoises) fighting Lactose Intolerance!

The world is becoming lactose intolerant.

It’s spreading like a vile disease. The demise of Cheese is inevitable. Amidst the struggle, you, humble turtles, guard the final pizza-making fortress with true original cheese. 

Keep on providing to the ungrateful, fight the Covenant of Dairy Defiance and shower the city of Intoleransk with lactose goodness to turn it into a huge pizza, or succumb to the inevitable extinction of saturated fatty cheesiness. 

A Mörk Borg & TMNT inspired, one-page RPG
Made for the NOUN BORG GET RICH QUICK JAM

Game name from NOUN BORG by Karl Druid

Turtle Borg is an independent production by Ilias Iovis and is not affiliated with Ockult Örtmästare Games or Stockholm Kartell. It is published under the MÖRK BORG Third Party License.

MÖRK BORG is copyright Ockult Örtmästare Games and Stockholm Kartell.

Pizza by farra nugraha from Noun Project (CC BY 3.0).

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Published 25 days ago
StatusReleased
CategoryPhysical game
Rating
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
(3 total ratings)
AuthorIlias Iovis
TagsComedy, Dark Humor, Funny, mork-borg, old-school, One-page, tabletop-role-playing-game, Tabletop role-playing game

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Turtle Borg A5.pdf 5 MB
Turtle Borg A5 (3mm bleed).pdf 5 MB

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